This isn't some sort of racist Japanese attack blog, neither is it a homage to the Sunday Sport's Nipple count.
This is a record of 40nips taken from hip flasks in as many different places as possible in honour of our upcoming 40th Birthdays.
Oslo nips.
This is where I'll be receiving the Nobel prize for (subject to be confirmed) at sometime in the future.
I'll need the money too, a pint here really does cost £8!
Still at least they also provide massive free nips to warm you too.