The first rule of flight safety is to take a quick nip. Right where’s the plane?
Tuesday, 19 February 2013
Matt 2
A nice leisurely stroll along the canal is not complete
without a little nip. Watch and learn son, watch and learn.
Saturday, 9 February 2013
Gren 1
The duck is broken.
Gren buys a similar looking hip flask on eBay so as not to upset Matt.
On the roof at his work.
Gren buys a similar looking hip flask on eBay so as not to upset Matt.
On the roof at his work.
Sunday, 13 January 2013
Ian 7
Government nip, drinking in the halls of power.
Had a day in London and went to the Houses of Parliament and the Churchill war rooms. Really wanted a nip sat on the House of commons green benches but they confiscated the flask at security! Unbelievable if PMQs teaches us anything it's that MPs are routinely drunk / drinking at work.
Had a day in London and went to the Houses of Parliament and the Churchill war rooms. Really wanted a nip sat on the House of commons green benches but they confiscated the flask at security! Unbelievable if PMQs teaches us anything it's that MPs are routinely drunk / drinking at work.
Monday, 3 December 2012
Ian 6
Dutch courage, Amsterdam nip.
Bicycles, odd shaped houses, canals and bridges don't get much more Dutch than that. Well maybe it's lacking clogs and tulips.
Oh and hookers of course. There's no hooker photos as if you try and take a photo in the red light district the pimps calmly ask you if you wouldn't mind stopping. And then smash your head in with a gigantic dildo and dump your lifeless corpse in the canal.
Oh and drugs, but then there wouldn't be any photographic evidence of drug taking as drugs are bad and wrong. Ask Zammo.
Bicycles, odd shaped houses, canals and bridges don't get much more Dutch than that. Well maybe it's lacking clogs and tulips.
Oh and hookers of course. There's no hooker photos as if you try and take a photo in the red light district the pimps calmly ask you if you wouldn't mind stopping. And then smash your head in with a gigantic dildo and dump your lifeless corpse in the canal.
Oh and drugs, but then there wouldn't be any photographic evidence of drug taking as drugs are bad and wrong. Ask Zammo.
Sunday, 18 November 2012
Ian 5
Fast car nip.
Did my Christmas present driving experience on Saturday.
Amazing! Drove a Ferrari 458 Italia and a Lamborghini LP640 as recommended by Matt. Great choices, all the people working there commented that I'd picked the best two cars available, so I took the glory :)
Ferrari was unreal - paddle gear shift and acceleration like a rocket, but still really nimble and sticky through the corners. The Lambo was harder to drive; 1) it's massively wide, like a bus and 2) it doesn't have power steering. The instructor for the Labmbo was better though and gave me some really good advice.
The give out scores and I got 85 & 90 out of 100 from the instructors. I've heard Jenson Button averages 93 so I'm pretty happy. (This could be a lie I made up)
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Amazing! Drove a Ferrari 458 Italia and a Lamborghini LP640 as recommended by Matt. Great choices, all the people working there commented that I'd picked the best two cars available, so I took the glory :)
Ferrari was unreal - paddle gear shift and acceleration like a rocket, but still really nimble and sticky through the corners. The Lambo was harder to drive; 1) it's massively wide, like a bus and 2) it doesn't have power steering. The instructor for the Labmbo was better though and gave me some really good advice.
The give out scores and I got 85 & 90 out of 100 from the instructors. I've heard Jenson Button averages 93 so I'm pretty happy. (This could be a lie I made up)
Saturday, 20 October 2012
Ian 4
Swimming pool nip.
First nip out of the country ( in Tenerife), a mid-air action shot and topless for the ladies. This one's got it all.
First nip out of the country ( in Tenerife), a mid-air action shot and topless for the ladies. This one's got it all.
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