Ian 6

Dutch courage, Amsterdam nip.

Bicycles, odd shaped houses, canals and bridges don't get much more Dutch than that. Well maybe it's lacking clogs and tulips.

Oh and hookers of course. There's no hooker photos as if you try and take a photo in the red light district the pimps calmly ask you if you wouldn't mind stopping. And then smash your head in with a gigantic dildo and dump your lifeless corpse in the canal.

Oh and drugs, but then there wouldn't be any photographic evidence of drug taking as drugs are bad and wrong. Ask Zammo.

Ian 5

Fast car nip.

Don't drink and drive...

Did my Christmas present driving experience on Saturday.

Amazing! Drove a Ferrari 458 Italia and a Lamborghini LP640 as recommended by Matt. Great choices, all the people working there commented that I'd picked the best two cars available, so I took the glory :)

Ferrari was unreal - paddle gear shift and acceleration like a rocket, but still really nimble and sticky through the corners. The Lambo was harder to drive; 1) it's massively wide, like a bus and 2) it doesn't have power steering. The instructor for the Labmbo was better though and gave me some really good advice.

The give out scores and I got 85 & 90 out of 100 from the instructors. I've heard Jenson Button averages 93 so I'm pretty happy. (This could be a lie I made up)

Ian 4

Swimming pool nip.

First nip out of the country ( in Tenerife), a mid-air action shot and topless for the ladies. This one's got it all.

Ian 3

Hovercraft nip.

The fish n chip shop was closed Friday night so, in desperate need of deep fried food, we drove to Portsmouth got the hovercraft over to the Isle of Wight and enjoyed cod & chips at the seaside.

Ian 2

New car nip.

Nothing improves the driving experience like a swig of hard liquor.

Ian 1

There's only so much skanky homebrew you can take before you need a nip.

Jake, Sue & me at the Runnymede beer festival.

Matt 1

Matt gets the first credit from his wedding.

Could have sworn we had a photo of all three of us taking a swig but can't find one anywhere...